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My mom: What are you doing this weekend?
Me: My friend Kelly is in town from TN. 
Mom: Oh how is she?
Me: It’s a guy.
Mom: Oh! Is he married?
Me: No. 
Mom: Is he gay?
Me: No. 
Mom: What’s wrong with him?
Me: Is that what your friends ask when you tell me about me?
Mom: No, of course not!
Me: Mmmhmm
Mom: So does he have a crush on you?

…And then I change the subject. Because trying to explain having guy friends to my mom is about as easy as trying to convince her to switch to an email service that isn’t AOL.